Now go outside and look at the sky.
Saw this in the newspaper today in the morning and it made me laugh. Here in San Francisco we have some of the most consistent and hilarious weather forecasts...
For two months in summer we get thick morning fog that is then getting replaced by the most glorious sunshine in early afternoon... every day like clock work. I don't even know why they bother to print a forecast every day.
And... "Highs: 60s to 90s" - that is pretty funny (for us metric people that is a range of 16C to 30C!).